i am an unrequited astronomer, pretend patient, gentle adventurer, pedal enthusiast, recovering calligrapher, occasional thespian and unfinished poet living in portland, oregon. contacting me via email is usually a good idea.
hee! i took dan-from-burning-man-who-lives-in-seattle-not-dan-from-colorado-then-l.a.-and-thanks-for-packetwarp-'s rodent mutation test:
You are sometimes impulsive, but often cautious. You have a dislike of strong electric shocks. Spinning makes you dizzy, though you would prefer not get too dizzy. You have a deep-seated need for oxygen.
This is the classic profile of a proto-rodent.
Inside, you are aching to come forth, squeak loudly, and claim your true place in the world. Don't deny the hidden potential that's waiting in your chromosomes. Begin the mutation.
and it's true, you know it is! i guess i'll be spending what i was previously calling "decompression" instead "transmogrifying" into a rodent. i'm looking forward to the glossy pelt and tail.
[update 09.04.03: dan says an in-person evaluation of body type and head size is required. since he lives in seattle, it's unlikely this will happen any time soon. argh! why didn't we do this when we were at burning man? i'd be well on my way to twitching my whiskers & learning to burrow. *pouts*]