i am an unrequited astronomer, pretend patient, gentle adventurer, pedal enthusiast, recovering calligrapher, occasional thespian and unfinished poet living in portland, oregon. contacting me via email is usually a good idea.
i had no idea steve d. was so scathingly sarcastic:
WMD'S ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE FOUND IN LESLIE & STEVE'S BACKYARD
Portland, Or -- Senior Bush administration officials were forced to admit today that charges that Iraq possessed WMDs were fabricated because "President Bush is a stupid moron, Defense Secretary Rumsfeld is a psychopathic megalomaniac, and Vice President Cheney is a greedy corporate tool, who are all bent on complete world domination." The officals also admitted that WMD's are more likely to be found in Leslie and Steve Dustin's backyard, but "there's no oil there."
When asked about the economy, the officials pointed and said, "Look, is that a terrorist!?" and quickly scampered off.
it's part of a press release announcing his vitriolic "bush sucks butt" party, which i suspect i'll be attending.