i am an unrequited astronomer, pretend patient, gentle adventurer, pedal enthusiast, recovering calligrapher, occasional thespian and unfinished poet living in portland, oregon. contacting me via email is usually a good idea.
does anyone else think the lj times (a parody of a newspaper but using real livejournal posts) is as funny as i do? it's like the onion but with confessional blog posts as filler. it's so funny to me that it's not making me laugh because i'm afraid once i'll start i won't be able to stop. maybe it's my former life as a journalist. i guess it would be funnier if it actually linked to the posts rather than itself, but i still think it's funny.