i am an unrequited astronomer, pretend patient, gentle adventurer, pedal enthusiast, recovering calligrapher, occasional thespian and unfinished poet living in portland, oregon. contacting me via email is usually a good idea.
10:31 PM: eastern tour guides
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what you see here is the nest of the colorful svetchin sprite guarded by viscious, ancient peeps. these unusal and exotic eggs were hidden in the furthest reaches of the earth and collected over thousands of years. many tales have been told about this hoard, and if you peer very closely, you can see the infamous "happy alien egg," the hand-carved "night sky" egg, and the "scarlet star" egg that took three layers of dye & resist, among others. these treasured eggs will be carefully and ceremoniously pulverized as part of a noontime ritual sometime in the next week, their remains added to a secret mix including organic mayonaise, cumin, diced apples & onion and then layered between pieces of toasted garlic romano bread. how lucky we are to experience these eggs in their unnaturally vibrant state! now if you'll step this way, to the left is the gift shop....