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Thursday, October 27, 2005
10:53 PM: 3 movies [#] [3]
i was afraid this would happen: i took too long waiting to write the serenity & mirrormask reviews and now i just want them out of my head, regardless of their eloquence or critical capacity. so here are the three shortest reviews about three movies you'll ever see:
serenity:
less fun than firefly; color scheme is dull; music is uninspiring; girls were unnecessarily girlier & moony over their boys; what happened to the guys w/ the blue hands?; how does simon know anything about river being psychic and since when can he act covertly?; they shafted us on book's background; nooooo waaaasshhhh! whedon, you bastard!
mirrormask:
i liked it better than serenity in part because it introduces a new visual vocabulary & music; i listened to the soundtrack for about a week beforehand and now i kind of wish i hadn't.
corpse bride: eh.
i forgot to mention that at the corpse bride there were six people in the theatre inclusing me and sven, and three of them having some sort of terrible internal drama that involved a lot of moving around of seats and loud talking several rows behind us. persistent entreaties to "please be quiet" did little, though about halfway through they finally got up and left, much to our relief.