i am an unrequited astronomer, pretend patient, gentle adventurer, pedal enthusiast, recovering calligrapher, occasional thespian and unfinished poet living in portland, oregon. contacting me via email is usually a good idea.
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i wish spamusement was updated more regularly. it illustrates spam subject lines and it has one of my favorite cartoons of all time: today is the best day.